Otterblog Alert: Stay Golden!

In honor of a certain "Golden Gal's" appearance on SNL last night, a certain Disgraceful Jone's paid homage to his silver-haired heroines of TV Past for Sitcom BaconStrip.   The effect?  Well, let's just say that Dorothy and team would prove to be alot more flexible than we previously thought... More on the video captured by the Bacon Strip Channel after the Jump...

Otterblog Alert: T.V. Party at Otter's

Just another ho-hum night at my place watching "Must See TV", getting my fill of reality shows and gearing up for sweeps... However, I really start to wonder if T.V. is lowering our collective I.Q. (aka Jersey Shore??) as well as pandering to the most common denominator of fame and money.   And worse - is it making us anti-social?  Is T.V. our friend or our worst enemy?  Well, luckily, I use the almighty power of syndication and a little help from my friends at a certain Boston Bar, I turn the "T" in Teevee into "Teamwork" and the "V" into... well, uhh... "Vavvvooommm!"....  Watch my number at the April Bacon Strip for "Sitcom" Bacon Strip.  Again - fabulously shot video done by the great Pwaless.  Be sure to friend BaconStrip on Facebook for more great videos...

Otterblog Alert: Dicks Drill Video

New awesome video of my Red Army Dicks Dance posted for last Saturday's "Men in Uniform" Bacon Strip courtesy of the fab Perry and debuting the first ever male pasties - ala "Dandies" by the fab Fleur du Mal Designs. 

Gothtacular Guylesque

Why so glum, chum? Are you alone on Valentine's? Well, fret no further as DisGrace Jones and OtterPop will put a smile on that sour puss of yours! This month's Goth-themed Bacon Strip was a special for Valentines Day and the boys decided to "Out Pout" each other as rival Cure fans. It's an all out GOTH WAR! Who will the future Mrs Robert Smith be? Will it be a fight to the finish or will they find common ground (in say a certain Pop Princess that's completely 180 from anything "goth"?)?? Tune in to find out!!

DisGrace Typing Explosion (Jan Magnum Pt 2)

Today's young professionals should look no further than the sexy, sensational DisGrace Jones (aka - Mr Wiggins in this sketch). Not only can he type 100 Words Per Minute, but he can take off a heck of a lot more in 2 minutes and deliver the report ON TIME! Now that's a some serious skills going on there!!

Otter Art Explosion (Jan Magnum Pt 1)

Well, today's double feature starts off with yours truly. You see, I spent the entire day at SAM and could not contain myself and enthusiasm for Modern Art, so I took my painterly passion to Magnum and made some art myself (and on other people, too)... I think I'm going through my BLUE period.

Look what came in my stocking!!

Oh joy! You should all see my new toy, an i-boy! Yes, I will truly be the envy of all the kids on the block because my guy, DisGrace Jones, does everything. He cooks, he dances, he sings and he puts Shields and Yarnell to shame when it comes to being a randy robot. Oh, I love this man... I really do!
The holidays come but once a year, but Disgrace Jones is truly a gift that keeps on giving. (Pic courtesy of the fab fotog Doug, and video from the fab vidog Plawless - check out his awesome channel here for all the past Bacon Strips.)