Otterblog Alert: Shiver me timbers!!

Yo ho ho and a bottle a' rum...
So - the theme being "Space Pirates" - I thought who else could sing about heartache than one of the animatronic employee's of the Magic Kingdom, and more specifically - the Robo-Pirates of the Caribbean?  (*I'm talking about the automated Disnyeland ride, not the summer movie franchise) I'm sure no-one knows the pains of unrequited love quite like an android and it's Hello Kitty Toaster.   I don't quite capture the awesomeness of the Bjork video this act was blatantly lifted from, but I do end with a big finish.   See what's inside a Pirate's Booty after the jump...

Look what came in my stocking!!

Oh joy! You should all see my new toy, an i-boy! Yes, I will truly be the envy of all the kids on the block because my guy, DisGrace Jones, does everything. He cooks, he dances, he sings and he puts Shields and Yarnell to shame when it comes to being a randy robot. Oh, I love this man... I really do!
The holidays come but once a year, but Disgrace Jones is truly a gift that keeps on giving. (Pic courtesy of the fab fotog Doug, and video from the fab vidog Plawless - check out his awesome channel here for all the past Bacon Strips.)