Otterblog Alert: Dicks Drill Video

New awesome video of my Red Army Dicks Dance posted for last Saturday's "Men in Uniform" Bacon Strip courtesy of the fab Perry and debuting the first ever male pasties - ala "Dandies" by the fab Fleur du Mal Designs. 

Gothtacular Guylesque

Why so glum, chum? Are you alone on Valentine's? Well, fret no further as DisGrace Jones and OtterPop will put a smile on that sour puss of yours! This month's Goth-themed Bacon Strip was a special for Valentines Day and the boys decided to "Out Pout" each other as rival Cure fans. It's an all out GOTH WAR! Who will the future Mrs Robert Smith be? Will it be a fight to the finish or will they find common ground (in say a certain Pop Princess that's completely 180 from anything "goth"?)?? Tune in to find out!!

DisGrace Typing Explosion (Jan Magnum Pt 2)

Today's young professionals should look no further than the sexy, sensational DisGrace Jones (aka - Mr Wiggins in this sketch). Not only can he type 100 Words Per Minute, but he can take off a heck of a lot more in 2 minutes and deliver the report ON TIME! Now that's a some serious skills going on there!!

Otter Art Explosion (Jan Magnum Pt 1)

Well, today's double feature starts off with yours truly. You see, I spent the entire day at SAM and could not contain myself and enthusiasm for Modern Art, so I took my painterly passion to Magnum and made some art myself (and on other people, too)... I think I'm going through my BLUE period.

Look what came in my stocking!!

Oh joy! You should all see my new toy, an i-boy! Yes, I will truly be the envy of all the kids on the block because my guy, DisGrace Jones, does everything. He cooks, he dances, he sings and he puts Shields and Yarnell to shame when it comes to being a randy robot. Oh, I love this man... I really do!
The holidays come but once a year, but Disgrace Jones is truly a gift that keeps on giving. (Pic courtesy of the fab fotog Doug, and video from the fab vidog Plawless - check out his awesome channel here for all the past Bacon Strips.)

Swing You Sinners!

Oh no! Resident hottie DisGrace Jones has fallen off the wagon in a major way! He's been hitting the bottle hard, hittin the pavement even harder and turned his back on the higher power... And there's only one way out of this mess - and that is to STRIP away the Sin (and cut way back on the gin)!! Can he do it? Find out!!

The Grind Remains The Same...

I always associated Led Zepplin with bong-hits, never burlesque. How WRONG I was - last night, I attended House of the Unholy (A Led Zeppelin Rocklesque Extravaganza) at the Triple Door with DisGrace Jones. Put on by the uber-amazing talents of the Swedish Housewife and the fabulous Waxie Moon, they proved to us that high-caliber burlesque can rock harder than Jimmie Page. They even had Nick Garrison nailing Robert Plant on several occassions.... (No video as I'm totally intimidated and this will make my sh** look like a backyard play!!)