Otterblog Alert: The Cheese Stands Alone

Some acts stand alone in and of themselves, simply based on the merit of taste, flavor and smell.  That would also be the same criteria for Cheese Judging.  So, DisGrace had a certain hankerin for an ol' timey Saturday Morning Cartoon Character Timer (*or those under 35, a 5 minute ploy to get kids to eat more dairy in 70's by training them to make cheap ritz cracker canapes).
Judging by the act, our man delivered on flavor, smell and most of all... TASTE.   Only problem was that he came up a bit short in his hankerin, so he got very creative. 
Watch the nutrition lesson at "Wild West Bacon Strip" after the jump.   YEEHAW!!