Sunday, December 6
Look what came in my stocking!!
Oh joy! You should all see my new toy, an i-boy! Yes, I will truly be the envy of all the kids on the block because my guy, DisGrace Jones, does everything. He cooks, he dances, he sings and he puts Shields and Yarnell to shame when it comes to being a randy robot. Oh, I love this man... I really do!
The holidays come but once a year, but Disgrace Jones is truly a gift that keeps on giving. (Pic courtesy of the fab fotog Doug, and video from the fab vidog Plawless - check out his awesome channel here for all the past Bacon Strips.)