Sunday, December 6
Oh joy! You should all see my new toy, an i-boy! Yes, I will truly be the envy of all the kids on the block because my guy, DisGrace Jones, does everything. He cooks, he dances, he sings and he puts Shields and Yarnell to shame when it comes to being a randy robot. Oh, I love this man... I really do!
The holidays come but once a year, but Disgrace Jones is truly a gift that keeps on giving. (Pic courtesy of the fab fotog Doug, and video from the fab vidog Plawless - check out his awesome channel here for all the past Bacon Strips.)
Saturday, October 31
Oh no! Resident hottie DisGrace Jones has fallen off the wagon in a major way! He's been hitting the bottle hard, hittin the pavement even harder and turned his back on the higher power... And there's only one way out of this mess - and that is to STRIP away the Sin (and cut way back on the gin)!! Can he do it? Find out!!
Saturday, September 19
I always associated Led Zepplin with bong-hits, never burlesque. How WRONG I was - last night, I attended House of the Unholy (A Led Zeppelin Rocklesque Extravaganza) at the Triple Door with DisGrace Jones. Put on by the uber-amazing talents of the Swedish Housewife and the fabulous Waxie Moon, they proved to us that high-caliber burlesque can rock harder than Jimmie Page. They even had Nick Garrison nailing Robert Plant on several occassions.... (No video as I'm totally intimidated and this will make my sh** look like a backyard play!!)
Monday, September 7
Blind item: which fabulous NYC performer made a surprise visit to Bacon Strip last Saturday night? Oh, I can't stand blind suspense, let alone blind panic... Especially when the celeb is too fabulous to be anonymous. Ladies n' gents, a high calibur performer and quadruple threat... Lady Rizo, a caburlesque wonder-diva superstar performing at the Pink Door and Rendezvous this week... Check her out!! And here's her and Sylvia pushing the Glamour out of the freakin toothpaste so you can't get it back in again...
(Note: Apologies for the bad video - I ran out of room on my flipcamera, so I could not get her entire number - and my phone camera was a bit grainy as well):
Sunday, September 6
For Hard Rock Bacon Strip, Otterpop! and DisGrace had the distinct pleasure of being part of the mantourage for the ultra-fabulous Mitzy Six and her number, "I Like You So Much Better (When You're Naked)". For this number, Mitzy got us and 3 other hot hombres who share this same sentiment. Awesome, slick video by Perry (videographer of quite a few Bacon Strips)!
Friday, September 4
Finally the youtube gods smiled and let me get this up on the site: my accompanying performance to DisGrace's Jones Numbers number. Here, Otterpop teaches us all an important lesson in texting while driving (hint: it will turn you into an early-90's girl rapper act). Car not entirely totaled and kept in DisGrace's garage....
Saturday, August 29
While the Children's Television Workshop might not approve, I give this number by my main man and boo, the incredibly lovely DisGrace Jones, 12 stars... Count 'em... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11....12! Sylvia calls this "Intelligent Burlesque" and he's got the Cosby moves to prove it, too!! And he can work a frilly hotpant like nobody's bidness... and he is brought to you by the letters H-O-T!!!!!
Saturday, August 1
Q) What's hotter than a warp-engine or the hull of the tardis?
A) The Inter-galactic, Inter-textual, Inter-sexual Burlesque courtesy of Otterpop! and DisGrace Jones!
Performed at Sci-Fi BaconStrip, Rebar. August 1st, 2009. (*Disclaimer, cake was our downfall here...)
Saturday, May 30
Again, the way-back machine travels to the earlier part of the economic crisis (MAY) and dwells on issues of Swine Flu and germaphobes. Otterpop! to the rescue with a "splosh" burlesque number involving green paint and glitter.
Saturday, January 31
Ok - setting the wayback machine to be backfilling my entire file of performances here. Let's start with the very first awkward (no make that clumsey) number I did at the first Magnum (1-30-2009): my tribute to the housing crisis as inspired by Gang of Four and my own mortgage worries...